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Go to the eBook Shop If you enjoy P. G. Wodehouse but wish that he had spiced up his books with a bit of sex, blackmail and darker humour, try E. F. Benson.

Opening in London but quickly moving to New York, this 'black comedy of ill-manners' received a very sniffy reception from the New York Times in 1903, their reviewer having failed to appreciate that he is as rude about the upper echelons of English society as he is about those in America. He exempts no-one, and no type of behaviour or decoration, from his witty and ruthless caricatures.

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Edward Frederic Benson's writing was unknown to me until I recently bought this book. I was astonished to find that he is the author of over 100 other novels and biographies and that there are several active organisations and fan-clubs devoted to his work, with many distinguished members.

The cover of my original is blank so I made the one above, using a photograph of the New York shoreline in 1906.


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Chapter I

     THE big pink-and-white dining-room at the Carlton was full to suffocation of people, mixed odours of dinner, the blare of the band just outside, and a babel of voices. In the hall theatre-goers were having their coffee and cigarettes after dinner, while others were still waiting, their patience fortified by bitters, for their party to assemble. The day had been very hot, and, as is the manner of days in London when June is coming to an end, the hours for most people here assembled had been pretty fully occupied; but, with a courage worthy of the cause, they seemed to behave as if nothing of a fatiguing nature had occurred since breakfast. The band played loud, because it would otherwise have been inaudible above the din of conversation; and people talked loud, because otherwise nobody could have heard what anybody else said. To-night everybody had a good deal to say, for a case of the kind that always attracts a good deal of attention had just been given that lengthy and head-lined publicity which is always considered in England to be inseparable from the true and indifferent administration of justice, and the vultures of London life found the carrion extremely to their taste. So they ate their dinner with a sense of special gayety, pecked ravenously at the aforesaid affair, and all talked loudly together. But nobody talked so loud as Mrs. Lewis S. Palmer.
     It was said of her, indeed, that, staying for a weekend not long ago with some friend in the country, rain had been expected because one day after Lunch a peacock was heard screaming so loud, but investigation showed that it was only Mrs. Palmer at a considerable distance away on the terrace laughing. Like the peacock, it is true she had been making la pluie et le beau temps in London this year, so the mistake was accountable. At present she was entertaining two young men at an ante-opera dinner. A casual observer might have had the impression that she was clothed lightly but exclusively in diamonds. She talked not fast, but without pause.
     "Yes, London is just too lovely," she was saying, "and how I shall tear myself away on Monday is more than I can imagine. I shall cry my eyes out all the way to Liverpool. Mr. Brancepeth, you naughty man! you were thinking to yourself that you would pick them up and carry them home with you to remind you of me. I should advise you not to say so, or I shall get Lord Keynes to call you out. I always tell everyone that he takes as much care of me as if he were my father. Yes, Lord Keynes, you are what I call faithful. I say to every one Lord Keynes is the most faithful friend I ever had. Don't you think you are faithful, now? Well, as I was saying when Mr. Brancepeth interrupted me with his wicked inquiries, I shall cry my eyes out. Indeed, if it wasn't that Lord Keynes had faithfully promised to come over in the fall, I think I should get a divorce from Lewis S. and remain here right along."
     "On what grounds?" asked Bertie Keynes.
     "Why, on the grounds of his incompatibility of residence. Just now I feel as if the sight of Fifth Avenue would make me feel so homesick for London that I guess I should rupture something. When I am homesick I feel just like that, and Lewis S. he notices it at once, and sends to Tiffany's for the most expensive diamond they've got. That helps some, because a new diamond is one of the solemnest things I know. It just sits there and winks at me, and I just sit there and wink at it. We know a thing or two, a big diamond and I. But I conjecture it will have to be a big one to make me feel better this time. Just now London seems to me the only compatible residence. I guess I'll make Lewis buy it."
     Mrs. Palmer's tact had been one of the standing dishes of the season, and it appeared that there was still plenty of it in stock. It was distributed by her with strict impartiality to any one present, and had a firm flavour.
     Bertie Keynes laughed and drew from his pocket a small, printed card. "I don't know if you have seen this," he said. "'Admit bearer to see the world. Signed, Lewis S. Palmer,'" and he handed it to her.
     Mrs. Palmer opened her mouth very wide and screamed so loud that for a radius of three tables round all conversation ceased for a moment. The scream began on about the note selected by express trains when they dash at full speed through a station, rose an octave or two with an upward swoop like a steam-siren, came slowly down in a chromatic scale, broken off for a moment as she made a hissing intake of her breath, and repeated itself. This year it had been one of the recognized "cries of London."
     "Why, if that isn't the cutest thing in the world!" she screamed. "I never saw anything so cunning – why I never – 'Admit bearer to see the world'! How can I get one for Lewis? It would just tickle him to death."
     "Pray take this," said Bertie. "I brought it on purpose for you."
     "Well, if that isn't too nice of you! I shall just hand that to Lewis without a word the moment I set eyes on him. I guess that'll make him want to buy the world in earnest. Why, he'll go crazy about buying it now that it has been suggested. Well, I'm sure! Lord Keynes, it's just too nice of you to give me that. I shall laugh myself sick over it. I always tell everyone that you are the kindest man I ever saw. Gracious! it's half after nine. We must go at once. I'll be down with you in a moment, but I must give this to my maid to be packed in my jewel-case."
     Mrs. Palmer looked at it again as she rose, gave another shrill scream, and vanished, leaving her two guests alone.
     Charlie Brancepeth moved his chair a little sideways to the table as he sat down again, crossed his legs, and took a cigarette from his case.
     "If you had asked her a hundred pounds for it, she would have given it you, Bertie," he remarked.
     Bertie Keynes raised his eyebrows a shade.
     "A hundred pounds is always welcome, Charlie," he said, without a shadow or hint of comment in his voice. In fact, the neutrality of his tone was too natural to be in the least degree natural.
     Charlie did not reply for a moment, but blew thoughtfully on the lighted end of his cigarette.
     "Why this sudden – this sudden suppression of the mercantile spirit?" he asked.
     Bertie laughed.
     "Don't trouble to be more offensive than is necessary to your reasonable comfort," he remarked, with some finish. "I am not. I should have been in considerable pain if I hadn't said that. But why this suppression?"
     Bertie delayed answering long enough to upset the salt with his elbow and look reproachfully at the waiter for having done so.
     "There isn't any suppression," he said, at length. "The mercantile spirit is going strong – stronger than ever. Damn!"
     "Is it the salt you asked a blessing on?" said Charlie.
     "No; the non-suppression."
     "Then you really are going to America in the autumn?" asked he –"I beg its pardon, the fall."
     "Yes, fall is just as good a word as autumn, by the way."
     "Oh, quite. Over there they think it better, and they have quite as good a right to judge as we. If they called it the pump-handle it wouldn't make any difference."
     "Not the slightest. Yes, I am going."
     Charlie smiled.
     "Oh, I suddenly understand about the mercantile spirit," he said. "It was stupid of me not to have guessed at once."
     "It was, rather. Charlie, I should like to talk to you about it. The governor has been making some uncommonly sensible remarks to me on the subject."
     "He would. Your father has an immense quantity of dry common-sense. Yes, come round after the opera and we'll talk it out lengthways. Here's Mrs. Palmer. I hope Pagani will sing extremely loud to-night, otherwise we shan't hear a note."
     Two electric broughams were waiting at the Pall Mall entrance as Mrs. Palmer rustled out between rows of liveried men, whose sole office appeared to be to look reverential as she passed, as if just to have seen her was the Mecca of their aspirations. Then, after a momentary hesitation between the two young brougham men, Bertie followed her dazzling opera-cloak into the first, and, amid loud and voluble regrets on her part that there was not room for three, and the exaction of a solemn promise that Charlie would not quarrel with his friend for having monopolized her, they started. Charlie gave a little sigh, whether of disappointment or not is debatable, and followed them alone in the second brougham.
     The motor went swiftly and noiselessly up Haymarket and into the roaring whirlpool of the Piccadilly Circus. It was a fine, warm evening, and over pavement and roadway the season of the streets, which lasts not for a few months only, after the manner of the enfeebled upper class, but all the year round, was in full swing. Hansom cabs, newsboys shouting the latest details of all the dirty linen which had been washed that week, omnibuses nodding ten feet high about the road and Life Guardsmen nodding six, women plain and coloured, men in dress clothes hurrying late to the theatres, shabby skulkers in shadow, obscure persons of prey, glittering glass signs about the music-halls, flower-sellers round the fountain, swinging doors of restaurants swallowing in and vomiting out all sorts and conditions of men, winking sky-signs, policemen controlling the traffic – all contributed their essential but infinitesimal quota to the huge hodge-podge of life, bent, as the great majority of life always is, on the seizure of the present vivid moment, the only thing which is certainly existent; for the past is already to every, one but of the texture of a dream; the future is a dream also, but lying in impenetrable shadow. But the moment is real.
     To Charlie it appeared to-night that the festival of the pavements was certainly gayer than the festival of the Carlton. His own world schemed more, it might be, and substituted innuendo for a bolder and more direct manner of talk, but it really had less capacity for enjoyment. Ten weeks of London broke its wind somewhat, and it retired into the country to graze, to digest, to recoup. But here on the pavements a lustier spirit reigned, the spirit of this people, pressing upward and upward like buried bulbs striving towards the light through the good, moist earth, whereas, to continue the metaphor that was in his mind, the folk among whom he moved, whose doings he continually observed with an absorbed but kindly cynicism, were like plants tended in a greenhouse and potted out when the weather became assured.
     And what if the whole of England was becoming every year more like a tended greenhouse plant, exposed to the blind thrust of forces from the earth in other countries? For all the old landmarks, as the great wheel of human life whirled down the road of the centuries, seemed to be passing out of sight; the world was racing westward, where America sat high on the seas, grown like some portentous mushroom in a single night. There, at the present moment, the inexorable, relentless logic of nature was working out its everlasting proposition that the one force in the material world was wealth. England had had her turn, as Rome had had her turn, and even as the hordes of barbarians had swept over the countries that had been hers, till they reached and took the capital itself – even so. Well, had he not himself dined with Mrs. Palmer that evening? It was not in his nature to hate anything, so it cannot be said that he hated her screaming, her insensate conversation, her lack of all that is summed up in the words breeding and culture, but he saw these loud defects and knew of their existence. On the other hand, he saw and knew also of her inherent good-nature, her true kindliness of heart, and believed in the integrity of her life; so if it was fair to consider her presence in London as typical of the nature of a barbarian invasion, it must be confessed that England had fallen into the hands of very kindly foes. They did not even actively resent culture, they were only not aware of it, and cut it when they met. In any case, they were irresistible, for the power that moved them was wealth more gigantic than any which heretofore had furthered the arts of war and peace, and that wealth was grasped by men who only yesterday had toiled with their hands in factories and workshops. Like stars reeling upward from below the horizon, they swarmed into the sky, and looked down, not cruelly, but merely calmly, into the world which they owned.
     Of such was Mrs. Palmer's husband. He had been a railway-porter; now he was railways and steamships and anything else of which he chose to say "This is mine." Occasionally men like these watered the English greenhouse plants, and an heiress propped up the unstable fatness of some five-hundred-years-old English name. But such gift of refreshment was but a spoonful out of the great wells; also, in a manner of speaking, having thus watered the plants, they picked them.
     His motor got caught in a block at the entrance to Leicester Square, and he arrived at the opera-house some few minutes after the others had got there. A commanding white label, with Mrs. Lewis S. Palmer's name printed on it, was on the door of the omnibus-box on the grand tier, and he found her with her resplendent back firmly turned towards the stage, discoursing in shrill whispers to Bertie Keynes, and sighing more than audibly for the end of the act. It was the last representation for the year of "Tristan und Isolde," and the house was crowded. Royalty was there, a galaxy of tiaras sparkled in the boxes and a galaxy of stars sang together on the stage. For London had suddenly conceived the almost incredible delusion that it was musical, and flocked to the opera with all the fervour of a newly born passion. It was not, it never had been, and it never would be musical, and this particular form of the game "Let's pretend" was in fashion, and the syndicate rejoiced. Soon London would get tired of the game, and the syndicate would be sad again.
     But the longest act comes to an end at last, and even as the curtain fell Mrs. Palmer began screaming again. She screamed when she was amused because she was amused, and she screamed when she was bored in order that it might appear that she was not. Just now she was amusing herself very tolerably, for as soon as the lights were up the world in general flocked into her box, supplementing the very desirable company already assembled there.
     "Why, of course I am coming back next year," she was explaining; "and if Lewis doesn't come with me and take Seaton House for me, so as to be able to have more than one person to dinner at a time, I guess I'll have a word or two to say to him which he won't forget; and if you, Mrs. Massington, don't come over to us in the fall with Lord Keynes, I shall cry my eyes out; and if that monster Mr. Brancepeth is as impudent again as he was at dinner, saying that he would pick them up and take them home to remind him of me, I'll ask him to leave my box, and call him back the moment afterwards, because I can't help forgiving him."
     There was a laugh at this brilliant effort of imagination, and Mrs. Massington leaned back in her chair towards Charlie, while Mrs. Palmer continued her voluble remarks.
     "You are getting quite polished, Charlie," she said. "I should not have suspected you of so much gallantry."
     "I hope you never suspect me of anything," he said.
     "Oh, I do – of lots of things, chiefly of a disapproving attitude. You are always disapproving. Now you probably disapprove of my going to America."
     "You have not gone yet," he said.
     "No, but I shall. Mrs. Palmer has asked me to stay with them, and I am going. And Bertie is really going, too."
     "So he told me tonight."
     "Who suggested it? His father?"
     "Yes. As usual he has shown his immensely good sense."
     Mrs. Massington laughed.
     "You are extremely old-fashioned," she said. "I wonder at your dining with Mrs. Palmer at all, and coming to her box."
     "I often wonder at it myself" said he. "Never mind that. I haven't seen you for an age. What have you been doing with yourself?"
     "I haven't been doing anything with myself. It is other people who have been doing all sorts of things with me. I have been taken by the scruff of the neck and dragged, literally dragged, from place to place. All this week there's been the Serington case, you see. I was in the court for three mornings, getting up at unheard-of hours to be there. Really, it was very amusing. Topsie, in the witness-box, was the funniest thing you can possibly imagine. He jumped every time anybody asked him a question. They seem to have had the most extraordinary manage, and the servants appear to have spent their entire time in looking through key-holes. I wonder how the housework got done at all. Charlie, you don't appear in the least amused."
     He looked at her a moment gravely.
     "Am I really so awfully old-fashioned?" he asked.
     "Yes, you old darling, I think you are. Are you shocked at my calling you an old darling? It's quite true, you know."
     "Delighted to hear it. But I am old-fashioned, then?"
     "Certainly. Antique, out of date, obsolete. Of course that sort of thing, all the Serington affair, is extremely shocking, and they are done, quite done. Nobody will ever speak to them again – at least except abroad. But because it is shocking I don't see why I should pretend not to be amused at the really ridiculous figure Topsie cut in the witness-box. It would argue a very imperfect sense of humour if I was not amused, and great hypocrisy if I pretended not to be. I was amused; I roared; I was afraid they would turn me out."
     He laughed.
     "Somehow, whatever you do, I can't disapprove," he said. "Though the notion of all Topsie's friends sitting there, and looking at him and talking it over afterwards, makes me feel ill. But you –"
     "Dear Charlie, it is too nice of you. But break those rose-coloured spectacles through which you so kindly observe me. It is no use. I have told you before it was no use, and I don't like telling you again."
     "Why?" he asked.
     "Oh, that is so like a man, and especially an Englishman. You know why. Because it hurts you."
     "You dislike hurting me? That is something," said he.
     "But that is all," she said.
     The orchestra had taken their places, and a silence began to spread over the theatre as the lights were lowered. Then suddenly he leaned towards her, so that he could smell the faint, warm fragrance of her presence.
     "You mean that?" he asked.
     She nodded her head in reply and the curtain rose.

Chapter II

     MRS. PALMER, when the opera was over, had many voluble good-byes to say to her friends, for she was leaving London next day, and sailing for her native shores in the middle of the week. Consequently it was some time before the two young men could get off from Covent Garden; but eventually they strolled away together, to pick up a hansom rather than wait for one. Charlie Brancepeth's rooms were in Half Moon Street, and it was thus nearer one than twelve when they got home. He threw himself into a long easy-chair with an air of fatigue, while the other strolled about somewhat aimlessly and nervously, smoking a cigarette, sipping whiskey-and-soda, with the indolent carriage of a man who is at home with himself and his surroundings. In person he was of the fair, blue-eyed type of his family, small featured and thin, and looking taller in consequence than he really was. his eyebrows, darker than his hair, had the line of determination and self-reliance, but one felt somehow that his appearance had less to do with the essential man beneath than with the ancestors from whom he had inherited it. But his aimless, undetermined strolling one felt was more truly his own.
     At last he went to the window and threw it open, letting in the great bourdon hum of London, coming somewhat muffled through the heavy air. Only the gentlest draught drew into the room from outside, barely stirring the flowers in the window-boxes, but spreading slowly over the room the warm, drowsy scent of them. Then taking himself by the shoulders, as it were, he sat down.
     "Charlie, I am going to America," he said, "in order, if possible, to find an extremely wealthy girl who is, willing to marry me."
     "So I understood when you said the mercantile spirit was not suppressed. Well, you are frank, anyhow. Will you tell her that? Will you ask how much she expects to have as a dowry?"
     "No, it will be unnecessary to tell her anything. She will know. You don't suppose the Americans really think that lots of us go there to find wives because we prefer them to English girls? They know the true state of the case perfectly well. They only don't choose to recognize it, just as one doesn't choose to recognize a man one doesn't want to meet. They look it in the face and cut it – cut it dead."
     "I dare say you are perfectly right," said Charlie, with marked neutrality. "I suppose you disapprove. You have a habit of disapproving, as I heard Mrs. Massington say to you to-night. By the way, she is going to America, too, she told me."
     Charlie's face remained perfectly expressionless.
     "Yes," he said, slowly. "You might arrange to travel together. Never mind that now, though. You told me your father had some very sensible things to say about mercenary marriages. Do tell me what they were. He is always worth listening to."
     Bertie Keynes hailed this with obvious relief. It was easier to him to put up his father's idea for his friend, if he chose, to box with than receive the attack on his own person. He did not care in the least how much Charlie attacked his father's opinions on matrimony, nor, on the other hand, would the Marquis of Bolton care either, because the fact of his never caring for anything was so widely known as to have been abbreviated like a sort of hall-mark into his nickname of Gallio.
     "Yes, the governor talked to me about it yesterday," he said to the other. "He was very convincing, I thought. He put it like this: It is impossible for royalty to marry commoners. Therefore, when royalty goes a-wooing it goes a-wooing in its own class. It is equally impossible for me to marry a poor woman, because I can't afford it. Everything is mortgaged up to the hilt, as you probably know, and, indeed, if I don't marry a rich woman we go smash. Therefore, I must go a-wooing, like royalty, among the class into which alone it is possible for me to marry. I see the force of that reasoning, so I am going to America. See?"
     "Gallio might have gone on to say that it appeared that the English aristocracy is the only possible class for extremely rich American girls to marry into," remarked Charlie.
     "Yes, I'll tell him that," said the other. "He would be pleased with that. Then he went on to say that every country necessarily sends abroad for barter or exchange what it doesn't want or has too great a supply of. America has more money than it knows what to do with, so it is willing to let some of it come here, while we have just found out that titles are no longer of the slightest value to us. Nobody cares about them now, so we send them for distribution abroad, too."
     "Labelled," said Charlie. "Ducal coronet so much, countess's coronet much cheaper, baroness's coronet for an annuity merely. You will be a marquis, won't you? Marquises come rather high. Brush up the coronet, Bertie, and put a fancy price on it."
     Charlie rose with some impatience as he spoke, and squirted some soda-water into a glass.
     "Doesn't the governor's view seem to you very sensible?" asked the other.
     "Yes, very sensible. That is why I find it so damnable. Sense is overrunning us like some horrid weed. Nobody thinks of anything except what will pay. That is what sense means. A sensible, well-balanced view; a sensible, bank-balanced view! That is what it comes to."
     Bertie Keynes whistled gently to himself a minute.
     "I don't think I'll tell Gallio that," he said. "I don't think he would like that so much."
     Charlie laughed.
     "Oh yes, he would; but you needn't tell him, since he knows it already. Well, in soda-water, I drink success to your wooing. Don't make yourself cheap."
     Bertie lit another cigarette from the stump of the one he had been smoking previously.
     "If anybody else had said that I should have been rather annoyed," he remarked.
     "You are annoyed as it is; at least I meant you to be. It's no use arguing about it, because we really differ, and you cannot argue unless you fundamentally agree, which we do not. I'm in the minority, I know. Almost everybody agrees with you. But I am old-fashioned; I have been told so this evening."
     "By —–"
     "Yes, by Sybil Massington. She, too, agrees with you."
     There was silence for a minute or two.
     "It's two years since her husband died, is it not?" asked Bertie.
     "Yes, two years and one month. I know what you are thinking about. I asked her – at least she saw what I meant – again this evening, but I have asked her for the last time. I suppose it is that – my feeling for her – that to-night makes me think what a horrible, cold-blooded proceeding you are going to embark on. I can't help it. I do feel like that. So there's an end of it."
     Bertie did not reply, and a clock on the chimney-piece chimed two.
     "There's one more thing," he said, at length. "You advised me to brush up the coronet. Did you mean anything?"
     Charlie took out his watch and began winding it up. Mechanically Bertie took his coat on his arm.
     "Yes, I meant it had once been tarnished."
     "It's rather awkward," said Bertie. "She's going out to America in the autumn to act. I am certain to meet her in New York; at any rate, she is certain to know I am there."
     "Will that really be awkward?" asked Charlie. "Is she – is she?"
     "I haven't seen her for a year," said the other. "I don't know whether she hates me, or the other thing. In either case I am rather afraid."

     Mrs. Massington also had spent the hour after she had got home in midnight conference. Since her husband's death, two years ago, she had lived with an unmarried sister, a woman some ten years older than herself, yet still on the intelligent side of forty; and if she herself had rightly earned the title of the prettiest widow in London, to Judy, even more unquestionably, belonged the reputation of the wisest spinster in the same village. She was charmingly ugly, and did not mind the great distinction that real ugliness, as opposed to plainness, confers on its possessor. She was, moreover, far too wise ever to care about saying clever things, and thus there were numbers of people who could never imagine why she was so widely considered a gifted woman. To Sybil Massington she was a sort of reference in all questions that troubled her, a referee always to be listened to with respect, generally to be agreed with, but in all cases to be treated with entire frankness, for the very simple reason that Judy invariably found you out if you concealed any part of the truth or had been in any degree, when consulting her, what Mrs. Massington preferred to call diplomatic.
     Sybil Massington herself, though now a two-years-old widow, with weeds which, as we have seen, others considered quite outworn, was still barely twenty-five. She was one of those fortunate beings who invariably, through life, see more smiles than frowns, more laughter than tears, for the two excellent reasons that she was always, even when herself tired or bored past the general freezing-point of politeness, alert to amuse and to be interested in other people; the second, because she studiously avoided all people and places where frowns and tears were likely to be of the party. She deliberately took the view that life is a very charming business at the best, but full in its very woof, inseparably from existence, of many sombre-tinted threads. It was, therefore, futile to darken the web of existence by serious or solemn thoughts on the sadness of life and the responsibilities which she did not really think were binding on her. She preferred dancing in the sun to reading tracts in the shade; she wished primarily to be happy herself, and in a scarcely secondary degree she wished all her friends to be happy too. In this way her essential selfishness yet had the great merit of giving much pleasure as it went on its pleasant course, and though she had not, to state the fact quite boldly, the slightest desire that. anybody should for good, it gave her the greatest pleasure to see that they were happy, and she really spent an enormous amount of trouble and force in advancing this object. Such a nature, whatever may be its final reward or punishment, certainly reaps a rich harvest here, for strenuous and continued efforts to be agreeable, especially when made by a young and pretty woman, yield their sixty-fold and their hundred-fold in immediate returns.
     It must be confessed that she had immense natural advantages for the rôle she so studiously played. She was rather above the ordinary height of women, and had that thin, lithe gracefulness which one associates with boyhood rather than womanhood. Her head, small for her height, was set on to her neck with that exquisite pose one sees in the Greek figurines from Tanagra, and her face, with its long, almond-shaped eyes, straight features, and small mouth, expressed admirably the Pagan attitude towards life that was hers. It was a face to be loved for its fresh, dewy loveliness, a face as of a spring morning, to be enjoyed with a sense of unreasoning delight that such beauty exists. It gave the beholder the same quality of pleasure that is given by the sight of some young animal, simply because it is so graceful, so vital, so made for and capable of enjoyment. And behind her beauty lay a brain of the same order, subtle because she was a woman, but in other respects, even as her face, a minister and pastor of the religion of innocent mirth and pleasure. In pursuance of this creed, however, she was capable of subtle and intricate thought, and just now in her talk with her sister it was getting abundant exercise.
     "Ah, that is no use, dear Judy," she was saying. "I do not say to you, 'Make me different; then tell me what to do', but 'Take me as I am, and tell me what to do.'"
     Judy's shrewd face broadened into a smile, and a pleasant soul looked out of her intelligent eyes – eyes that were bright and quick like a bird's.
     "I don't in the least want to make you different," she said, "because I think you are a unique survival."
     Sybil's eyes expressed surprise.
     "Survival?" she said.
     "Yes, dear. You came straight out of pagan mythology; you were a nymph in the woods by the Ilissus, and Apollo saw you and ran after you."
     "Did he catch me?" asked Sybil, with an air of dewy innocence.
     "Don't be risky. It doesn't suit you. Really, Sybil, considering what – what great natural advantages you have, you should study yourself more closely. Just as a fault of manner committed by a woman who wears a beautiful dress is worse than a fault of manner committed by a charwoman, so you, with your appearance, should be doubly careful not to say anything out of character,
     "Dear Judy, you are charming, but do keep to the point."
     "I thought you were the point. I am sure I have talked about nothing else."
     "I know it is charming of you, and you have yawned so frightfully doing it, that it is cruel to bring you back to it. But I really want your advice now – at once."
     Judy poured out some hot water from a blanketed jug and sipped it. Having an admirable digestion, she was determined to keep it. Take care of your health, if it is good, was a maxim of hers. If it is inferior, try to think about something better.
     "State your case, then, in a very few words," she said, looking at the clock.
     "It is fast," said Sybil, laughing, "though not so fast as I should wish. Well, it is this. I am twenty-five years old, and I don't believe I have the faculty of what is known as falling in love. It always seems to me I haven't time, to begin with. I was married, as you know, at eighteen, but I can't imagine I was ever in love with John. Otherwise that horror couldn't have happened."
     Judy looked up, forgetting the time and the hot water.
     "What horror?" she asked.
     The light died out of Sybil's eyes; she looked like a troubled child.
     "I have never told anyone," she said, "because I was ashamed; but I will tell you to make you understand me. He was ill, as you know, for months before he died. Every day I used to grow sick at the thought of having to sit by him, to talk to him. He got more and more emaciated and awful to look at. One night I did not kiss him as usual. He asked me to, and I refused. I could not; simply I could not. I loathed the thought of the days that were coming. I longed for the end, and when the end came I was glad. I tried to persuade myself that I was glad his sufferings were over. It was not so. I was glad that mine were over. So, I think, I never loved him, though I liked him very much. Then he got ill and awful, and I was very sorry for him. But that was all. Ah ——"
     She got up and walked up and down the room once or twice, as if to waken herself from the clutch of some horrid dream. Then she stopped behind Judy's chair and leaned over her sister, stroking her hair.
     "Yes, that was the horror, Judy," she said, "and I am that horror. Now, to-night, again, Charlie would have asked me to marry him, if I had not 'smiling put the question by.' I like him very much. I think I should like to have him always in the house. I like everything about him."
     "Don't marry him," said Judy, quickly.
     "Judy, when you speak like that you are saying to yourself, 'If only she was different!' Well, I am not. I am as I am. I couldn't make my eyes blue by wanting, or make myself an inch taller. Well, it must surely be far more difficult to change one's nature in so radical a way."
     "I think you did not run very fast when Apollo —" began Judy.
     "That does not suit you, either, dear," remarked Sybil. "Well, then, I am not to marry Charlie. Am I to marry anybody? That is the point. Or am I to consider that marriage is not for me?"
     "How can I tell you, Sybil?" asked Judy, rather perplexed. "I dare say there are men who regard marriage like you. You can calmly contemplate marrying a man whom you just like. I don't see why, if you can find a man you like, you shouldn't be far happier together than you would be single. I don't see what law, human or divine, prevents your marrying. You promise to love, honour, and obey. Well, fifty people mean exactly fifty different things by love. Because A doesn't attach the same meaning to it as B, B has no right to say that A doesn't love. And perhaps your 'liking very much' will do. But don't marry a man who loves you very much. John did."
     "Yes, John did," said Sybil, and paused a moment. "Then I think I shall go to America," she said.
     "America?" said Judy.
     "Yes; Mrs. Palmer has asked me to go, and I think I shall accept."
     "Do you mean the steam-siren?" asked Judy.
     "Yes, the steam-siren. You see, I like the steam, go, energy so much that I don't really mind about the siren."
     "She has the manners," said Judy, "of a barmaid, and the mind of a – a barmaid."
     "I know. But I don't mind. In fact – don't howl – I like her. She is extremely good-natured."
     Judy yawned.
     "Dear Sybil, she is extremely rich."
     "Certainly. If she lived in a back, fourth-floor flat in New York, I shouldn't go to stay with her. You see, I like rich people. I like the quality of riches, just as you like the quality of generosity. By the way, you must be rather rich to be generous to any extent, so the two are really synonymous. I'm glad I thought of that. Anyhow, I am going to stay with her."
     Judy got up.
     "You are going to stay with her in order to meet other people who are rich," she said.
     "Why not?" asked Sybil. "Other things being equal, I should prefer to marry a rich man rather than a poor one. Or shall I cultivate acquaintances in Seven Dials?"
     Judy laughed.
     "I think they would appreciate you in Seven Dials" said she, "and I am sure they will in America. You can make yourself very pleasant, Sybil."
     "Yes, dear, and you can make yourself most unpleasant, and I adore you for it. Judy, dear, it's after two. How you keep one up, talking!"

Chapter III

     MRS. MASSINGTON was lying on an extremely comfortable and elaborately padded wicker-couch under a conveniently shady tree. The time was after lunch, the day an exceedingly hot Sunday in July, and the place the lawn of Lord Bolton's present residence on the hills above Winchester. His big country place at Molesworth was let, and had been for some years, since he could not afford to live in it; but in the interval he made himself fairly at home in the houses of other people in equally impecunious circumstances. As he truly said, one must live somewhere, and he very much preferred not to live at Molesworth. The plan partook of the nature of that of those ingenious islanders who lived entirely by taking in one another's washing; but, though theoretically unsound, it seemed to succeed well enough in practice.
     For himself, he really preferred Haworth, the place he had taken for the last four years; for Molesworth was unmanageably immense, remote from London, and really lonely, except when there was a regiment of guests in the house. Haworth, on the other hand, was small, exquisite in its way, and within an hour or so of London.
     From the lawn the ground sloped sharply down to the water-meadows of the Itchen, where in the driest summer the grass was green and streams of a translucent excellence wove their ropes of living crystal from bank to bank of their courses. A few admirable trees grew on the lawn, and all down the south front of the Tudor house a deep ribbon of flower-bed, all colour, gleamed and glowed in the summer sun. Sweet-peas were there in huge, fragrant groups; stately hollyhocks, with flowers looking as if they had been cut out of thin paper by a master-hand, played chaperon from the back; carnations were in a swoon of languid fragrance; love-lies-a-bleeding drooped its velvety spires; and pansies in a border wagged their silly faces as the wind passed over them. Behind, round the windows of the lower story, great clusters of clematis, like large, purple sponges, blossomed, miraculously fed through their thin, dry stalks. From some distance, from Winchester probably, which pricked the blue haze of heat with dim spires, the tones of a church-bell came, muffled and languid, and at the sound Mrs. Massington smiled.
     "That is what I like," she said. "I like hearing a railway-whistle when I am not going in the train; I like hearing a church-bell when I am not going to church; I like seeing somebody looking very hot when I am quite cool; I like hearing somebody sneeze when I haven't got a cold; I like – Oh, I like almost everything," she concluded, broadly.
     "I wonder if you – I – we shall like America," said a voice which apparently came from two shins and a knee in a basket-chair.
     "America?" said Sybil. "Of course you – I – we will. It is absurd to go there unless one means to like it, and it is simply weak not to like it, if one means to. Bertie, sit up!"
     "I don't see why," said Bertie.
     "Because I want to talk to you, and I can't talk to a tennis-shoe."
     The tennis-shoe descended, and the chair creaked.
     "Well?" said he.
     "You and I are going on business," she said. "That makes one feel so like a commercial traveller. The worst of it is, neither you nor I have got any wares to offer except ourselves. Dear me, I'm glad Judy can't hear me! Oh, there's Ginger! Ginger, come here!"
     Ginger came (probably because he had red hair). He wore a Panama hat and looked tired. He might have been eighteen or thirty, and was twenty-four and Bertie's younger brother, his less-used name being Lord Henry Scarton. He sat down suddenly on the grass, took off the Panama hat, and prepared himself to be agreeable.
     "There is a Sabbath peace about," said he. "That always makes me feel energetic. The feeling of energy passes completely away on Monday morning, and it and I are strangers till the ensuing Sunday. Then we meet. But, now it is here, I think I shall go to church. There is a church, isn't there? Come to church, Bertie."
     "No," said Bertie.
     "That is always the way," remarked Ginger; "and it is the same with me. I never want to do what anybody else proposes. So don't propose to me, Sybil."
     "Ginger, why don't you do something?" asked Sybil.
     "I will go to church," said Ginger.
     "No, you won't. I want you to tell Bertie and me about America. You haven't been there, have you?"
     "No. The capital is New York," said Ginger, "and you are sick before you get there. When you get there, you are sick again. Then you come back. That is why I haven't been. Next question, please."
     "Why is Bertie going, then?" she asked.
     "Because – because he is Bertie instead of me."
     "And why am I going, then?"
     "Because you are not Judy. And you are both going there because you are both progressive English people."
     Ginger got up and stood in front of them.
     "All people who on earth do dwell," said he, "go to America if they want to dwell on earth. If you want to have all material things at your command, you will, if you are going to get them at all, get them there quicker than anywhere else. But if you attain your ambition, you will come back like cast-iron. Everything that was a pleasure to you will be a business. You will play bridge with a cast-iron face, and ask for your winnings. You will study the nature of your soil before you plant a daisy in it. You will get, always, your money's worth out of everybody. You will be cast-iron."
     "No, I won't," said Sybil. "You are quite wrong. I will come back in nature as I went."
     "You can't. If you were strong enough for that, you wouldn't go. Your going is a sign of weakness."
     Sybil laughed and stretched herself more at ease on her couch.
     "I am not weak," she said.
     Ginger sat down again.
     "I am not sure that to do anything is not a sign of weakness," he said. "It isn't so easy to loaf as you imagine. Lots of people try to loaf, and take to sheer hard work as a rest from it. I don't suppose anybody in America loafs, and that, I expect, you will find, is the vital and essential difference between them and us. It implies a lot."
     "Go on, Ginger," said Sybil, as he paused.
     "Yes, I think I will. Now, take Mrs. Palmer. She works at pleasure in a way few people in this island work at business. It is her life's work to be gay. She doesn't like gayety, really; it isn't natural to her. But she, by the laws of her nature, which prevent her loafing, works at gayety just as her husband works at amassing millions. They can neither of them stop. They don't enjoy it any more than a person with St. Vitus's dance enjoys twitching. Simply they have lost control of their power to sit still. Now, in England we have lost a good deal. We are falling behind, I am told, in most things, but we still have that power – the power of tranquillity. I am inclined to think it is worth something. But you will go to America, and come back and tell me."
     Ginger lay back on the grass, and tilted his straw hat over his eyes after this address.
     "Ginger, I've never heard you say so much on end," remarked Sybil. "Have you been getting it up?"
     "I never get things up, but I scent danger. I am afraid you and Bertie will come back quite different. You will always be wanting to do something. That is a weakness."
     "I don't agree with you," said Sybil.
     "That's all right. If people say they agree with me, I always think I must have said something stupid. What don't you agree with me about?"
     "About our power of sitting still. Look at the season in London. All the time we are doing exactly what you say Americans, as opposed to us, do. We make a business of pleasure. We rush about after gayety, when we are not naturally gay. We –"
     "Sybil, you are talking about three or four thousand people, among whom you live. I hope you don't think that a few thousand people like that mean England."
     "They include almost all well-known English people."
     "Well-known to whom? To themselves. No; that sleepy, little, misty town down there is just as important a part of England as the parish of St. James. The parish of St. James is the office of the Company. The people there do the bawling, and see after the affairs of the shareholders, and play a very foolish game called politics. They are mere clerks and officials."
     "Well, but as regards the pursuit of gayety," said Sybil, "nobody can be more senseless than you or I, Ginger."
     "Oh, I know we are absurd. You are more absurd than I, though, because you are going to America."
     "You seem to resent it."
     "Not in the least. It is ridiculous to resent what anybody else chooses to do, so long as it is not a personal attack on one's self. That is the first maxim in my philosophy of life."
     "Published? I shall get it."
     "No. It will be some day. It begins with a short history of the world from the days of Adam, and then the book of the book draws lessons from the survey. But that is the first lesson. Let everybody go to the devil in his own way. Your way is by the White Star Line."
     "I don't think you know what you are talking about, Ginger," said his brother.
     "I'm sure I don't," said Ginger, cheerfully.
     "Why desecrate the Sabbath stillness, then?"
     Ginger was silent a moment.
     "That is a personal assault," he said, at length, "and I resent it. It is unjust, too, because meaningless conversation is utterly in harmony with Sabbath stillness. It completes the sense of repose. It is no tax on the brain. Besides, I do really know what I was talking about. I said I didn't, because I don't like arguing."
     "You have been doing nothing else."
     "No. I have been reeling out strings of assertions, which Sybil has languidly contradicted from time to time. You can't call that argument. Look! There's Charlie. Why didn't you marry him, Sybil, and stop in England? Who is that with him? Oh, Judy, isn't it? Are they coming here? What a bore!"
     Charlie and Judy strolled across the lawn towards them with extreme slowness. To walk across a lawn for tea, and walk back again afterwards, was the utmost exercise that Judy ever took.
     "I am taking my walk," she observed, as she got near them. "I am now exactly half-way, so I shall rest. Sybil, you look as if you were resting, too."
     "We are all resting, and we are making the most of it, because Ginger tells us we shall never rest again."
     "Do you want a chair, Judy?" asked Ginger. "If so, I or Charlie will get it for you."
     Bertie got up.
     "Sit there," he said.
     "I am rather tired," said Judy, "but pray don't let me turn you out," and she sat down.
     "I'm so glad your mother's party broke down," she went on to Bertie. "It is so very much nicer to have nobody here except just ourselves, who needn't make any efforts."
     Ginger gently applauded, his face still hidden by his straw hat.
     "The voice of my country," he remarked.
     "Ah, somebody agrees with you," said Sybil, "so you are wrong. I am glad. I was beginning to be afraid you were fight."
     "Has Ginger been sparkling?" asked Judy.
     "Yes, sparkling ginger-beer. Very tasty," remarked Ginger, fatuously. "They swallowed it all. If you only talk enough, some of it is sure to be swallowed, not to stick. But it's finished now."
     Charlie had sat down on the bank beside Sybil's chair.
     "This is the last Sunday, then?" he said. "You go to Scotland next week, don't you?"
     "Yes," said she. "Just for a fortnight. Then Aix, with Judy, and I sail on September first."
     "That is earlier than you planned originally."
     "I know, but we get a big boat instead of a small one. I thought it worthwhile."
     "Do you feel inclined to stroll a bit till tea?"
     "By all means."
     "They are going to desecrate the Sabbath stillness by strolling," remarked Ginger. "It ought not to be allowed, like public houses."
     "Ah, we are genuine travellers," said Sybil. "Come, too, Ginger."
     "Do I look like it?"
     "No, but one never knows with you. Judy, dear, would not a good, brisk walk do you good?"
     "I shouldn't wonder," said Judy; "but I shall never know."
     Sybil put up her parasol.
     "Come, Charlie," she said.
     They walked off together in the shadow of the big elm avenue that led down to the village. The huge boscage of the trees allowed no interpenetrating ray of sun to reach them, and in the silence and sleep of the hot, summer afternoon they seemed to Charlie to be very specially alone. This feeling was emphasized, no doubt, to his mind, by the refusal of the others to accompany them.
     "Really, Gallio always succeeds in making himself comfortable," said she. "What more can any one want than a charming house like this? It is so absurd to desire more than you can use. It is a mistake the whole world makes, except, perhaps, Judy."
     "I don't think Ginger does," said Charlie.
     "Oh yes; he desires, at least, to say more than he means. Consequently people attach no importance to what he says."
     Charlie laughed. "Which, being interpreted, means that Ginger has been saying something you are afraid is correct."
     Mrs. Massington stopped. "Charlie, for a man, you have a good deal of intuition. That is partly what makes me never think of you as a man. You are so like a woman in many ways."
     "I am wanting to have a last word."
     "Last word! What last word?"
     "A last word with you, Sybil," he said. "I shall never bother you again."
     "Dear Charlie, it is no use. Please don't," she said.
     "I am sorry to disobey you," said he, "but I mean to. It is quite short; just this: If ever you change your mind, you will find me waiting for you. That is all."
     Sybil frowned. "I can't accept that," she said. "You have no business to put the responsibility on me like that."
     "There is no responsibility."
     "Yes, there is. You practically threaten me. It is like writing a letter to say you will commit suicide unless I do something. You threaten, anyhow, to commit celibacy unless I many you."
     "No, I don't threaten," said he. "So far from threatening, I only leave the door open in case of hope wanting to come in. That is badly expressed; a woman would have said it better."
     Sybil was suddenly touched by his gentleness. "No one could have said it better," she said. "Charlie, believe me, I am sorry. But here is the truth of it. I don't believe I can love anybody. This, also: if I did not like you so much, I think I would marry you."
     "Ah, spare me that," he said.
     "I do spare it you. I will not willingly make you very unhappy. Do you believe that?"
     He stopped and, came close to her.
     "Sybil, if you pointed to the sky and said it was night, I should believe you," he said.
     She made no reply to that, and they walked on in silence. Everywhere over the broad expanse of swelling downs, looking huge behind the heat-haze, and over the green restfulness of the water-meadows beneath them, even over the blue immensity of the sky, there was spread a quiet and leisure. To Sybil, thinking of the after-lunch conversation, it seemed of value. To her, at the moment, this contented security was a big factor in life. Economically, no doubt, she was wrong; a score of dynamos, utilizing the waste power of the streams below, that so hurryingly sought the sea, would have contributed much to the utility of the scene, and the noble timber which surrounded them could certainly have been far better employed in some factory than to have merely formed a most wasteful handle, as it were, for the great parasol of leaves which screened them and the idle, cud-chewing cattle. Here, as always, there was that silent, deadly war going on between utility and beauty; soon, without a doubt, in a score of years or a score of days or a score of centuries, principles of economy would prevail, and the world of men would live in a cast-iron mood in extremely sanitary cast-iron dwellings. Already, it seemed to her, the death-knell of beauty was vibrating in the air. The rural heart of the country was bleeding into the towns. Instead of beating the swords into sickles, the way of the world now was to beat the elm trees into fagots and the rivers into electric light. For the fagots would give warmth, and the electricity would give light; these things were useful. And in the distance, like a cuttlefish, with tentacles creeping every moment nearer. New York, and all that New York stood for, was sucking in whatever came within its reach. She was already sucked in.
     All this very quickly passed through her mind, for it seemed to her that there had been no appreciable pause when Charlie spoke again.
     "Yes, the world is going westward," he said. "I heard, a few days ago, that Mrs. Emsworth was going to act in New York this autumn. Is it true?"
     "I believe so. Why?"
     "Mere curiosity. Is she going on her own?"
     Sybil laughed. "Her own? There isn't any. I don't suppose she could pay for a steerage passage for her company. Bilton is taking her." She paused a moment. "Do you know Bilton?" she asked.
     "The impresario? No."
     "He is a splendid type," she said, "of what we are coming to."
     "Cad, I should think," said Charlie.
     "Cad! Oh yes. Why not? But a cad with a head. So many cads haven't one. I met him the other night."
     "Where?" asked Charlie, with the vague jealousy of everybody characteristic of a man in love.
     "I forget. At the house of some other cad. It is rather odd, Charlie – he is the image of you to look at. When I first saw him, I thought it was you. He is just about the same height. He has the same – don't blush – the same extremely handsome face. Also he moves like you – rather slowly. But he gets there."
     "You mean I don't," said Charlie.
     "I didn't mean it that moment. Your remark again was exactly like an Englishman. But I liked him; he has force. I respect that enormously."
     On the top of Charlie's tongue was, "You mean I have none," but he was not English enough for that.
     "Is he going with her?" he asked.
     "No; he has gone. He has three theatres in New York, and he is going to install Dorothy Emsworth in one of them. Is it true, by the way —"
     She stopped in the middle of her sentence.
     "Probably not," said Charlie, rather too quickly.
     "You mean it is," she said – "about Bertie."
     Charlie made the noise usually written "Pshaw."
     "Oh, my dear Sybil," he said, "Queen Anne is dead, the prophets are dead. There are heaps of old histories."
     Sybil Massington stopped.
     "Now, I am going to ask you a question," she said. "You inquired, a few minutes ago, whether Dorothy Emsworth was going to act in New York. Why did you ask? You said it was from mere curiosity. Is that true? You can say 'yes ' again if you wish."
     "I don't wish," said he. "It wasn't true then, and I don't suppose it will be by now. You mean that Bertie saw a good deal of her at one time. But how much, neither you nor I know."
     Sybil turned and began walking home again rather quickly. "How disgusting!" she said.
     "Your fault," he said – "entirely your fault."
     "But won't it be rather awkward for him?" she asked, walking rather more slowly.
     "I asked him that the other night," said Charlie. "He said he didn't know."
     Again, for a time, they walked in silence. But the alertness of Mrs. Massington's face went bail for the fact that she was not silent because she had nothing to say. Then it is to be supposed that she followed out the train of her thought to her own satisfaction.
     "How lovely the shadows are!" she remarked. "Shadows are so much more attractive than lights."
     "Searchlights?" asked he.
     "No. Shadows and searchlights belong to the same plane. I hope it is tea-time. I am so hungry."
     This was irrelevant enough; irrelevance, therefore, was no longer a social crime.
     "And I should like to see my double," said Charlie.
     The only drawback to the charming situation of the hour was that a curve of a branch railway-line to Winchester passed not far from the garden. Trains were infrequent on it on weekdays, even more infrequent on Sundays. But at this moment the thump of an approaching train was heard climbing up the incline of the line.
     "Brut-al-it-é, brut-al-it-é, brut-al-it-é," said the labouring engine.
     She turned to him. "Even here," she said – "even here is an elbow, a sharp elbow. 'Utility, utility!' Did you not hear the engine say that?"
     "Something of the sort," said he.


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